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I’m cool with mopping/sopping up my own kid’s secretions/excretions. It’s part of the gig. But, man, when someone else’s little mammal gets in my face with a Stage 4 gobber dangling off his beak, I have to say, I get the dry heaves. Can’t even look at him, much less attempt to power wash his mug. I just spin him back around and point him in the direction of a mom-like figure. Or a dad with a fanny pack. Evil, I know. But justifiable, I think. Thoughts?

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